No, we're not quacking up! It really is a mallard duck handle! If you've got to be out on gray, rainy days, you might as well keep your sense of humor, and enjoy dodging the raindrops and puddles with this charming compact umbrella. It's strong, made from high-quality metal framework and durable, waterproof black canopy. It's only 10' when closed, so it fits easily in your briefcase, coat pocket or purse whenever skies are cloudy, and if the rain starts to fall, it opens to a generous 38' diameter umbrella that's sure to keep you dry under the downpour! The whimsically-carved mallard duck handle is fun and sporty! It fits comfortably in your hand, and is sure to show off your light-hearted spirit as you greet life with a smile, come rain or shine! At the Executive Gift Shoppe, we value our customers, and offer you our Satisfaction and Performance guarantee! We know you'll be singing in the rain with your mallard duck umbrella!